Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Feel like bragging...

I'm sitting here at 4am, depressed and insomnia-ridden, and horny.  So I thought I'd brag to no one since no one ever fucking reads this site (except the auto-fellatio post which gets a ton of google traffic).

I've got a beautiful big dick.  Despite the near endless refusals, jokes, and embarrassing situations it gets me in, I still cant help but look down and think "My god!  what a huge fucking dick!".  Even now, when I pause from typing, I'm holding it in my hands stroking it lightly.  I can't believe I'm holding so much cock.  It's terribly arousing to have this fat heavy thing poking up from my crotch.  Why did such a nerdy, shy guy like me end up with a cock bigger than most porn stars.  hell, most porn stars would kill for even 8" of steel-hard meat.  But I'm hung like a horse and it gets so completely hard and huge!  Can anyone blame me for being so aroused by my own penis?

I wish I could scream from the rooftops "I have a huge fat cock!"  Its payback for all the guys who would beat me up everyday in junior high.  they're probably tiny and ugly.  and yet i know what women whisper in the bedroom when their husbands arent around to hear, when they promise "please dont tell anyone, but oh my god bigger is better", or i watch them cum, repeatedly, just with me bottoming out in them....i love watching them moan and squirm and breathe heavily as the orgasm hits and they are so full of cock that they can't see straight.

I have a huge fat cock!  I have a huge fat cock!  I have the most beautiful big penis that I've ever seen.  All men wish they were as big as me, and most women fear what I have here.  Ah god, I'm so goddamn big!  I'm going to go wrap my hands around this beautiful fat cock...its so fucking huge!!!!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Testicle Size

So the other day, a sympathetic friend of mine (who knows some of my difficulties around having a huge cock) asked to see my cock. So, I dropped my pants and underwear to appease her curiosity. Her reaction was strong but instead of commenting on my flaccid cock size (nearly 5"!), she goes "Oh my god! Huge Balls!!!" and begins giggling uncontrollably. She could not get over how large my testicles were and made a big issue over them.

 Admittedly, I knew I had huge balls. They've always been a problem by being in the way, making pants tight and uncomfortable, and being overly sensitive. But to see her reaction only reminded me how MUCH bigger they are than most. While I'm not going to sit here and calculate my ball volume against average, I am easily 50-75% bigger than the average sized ones. Legitimately, they are huge. The average is 2" long (just one dimension) while one of mine is over 3" long.

 Having huge balls hasn't benefitted me in any way. It's always been mostly a negative, with the pain and challenges associated with stuffing these down my pants everyday. I can't think of a single day I haven't had to deal with them in some way. Surreptitiously adjusting, pain, sitting on them, etc. But there are so few resources out there for men with large testicles, I thought I should come out of blogging retirement (so to speak) to mention it. If you too have overly large balls, comment below! I dont know anyone else with large ones, but I would like someone to commiserate with!